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CRYMEARIVER.ORG: Monthly Archives for January 2009

Michael Phelps Gets High

Don't Drink Whiskey and Drive a Lawn Mower

Today's Morning Wood: Ali Larter

The WTF Blanket (Snuggie Parody)

I F**k on the First Date

Nigeria: Goat charged with robbery

Rate My Rack: Maddie

Joe Torre Calls Out A-Rod in New Book

T.O. gets his own cable TV reality show

The New "Real World"

Texas girls hoops team seeks forfeit of 100-0 win

McGwire's brother says ex-slugger used 'roids

Pa. man considered bank error ‘a gift from God’

Larry King's Kid Wants to be Black

Women Cannot Control Their Hunger As Well As Men, Study Shows

The Tool Academy are Tools

Rivers to Miss Pro Bowl With "Sore Knee", hmmmm.......

What the Hell Happened to Cuba Gooding Jr.?

Bromance

Michele Merkin

Shave Your Bush

Casey Carlson: This is Why God Invented American Idol

Winnie the Pooh Meets Mini Me

Shit Throwing Monkey on the Lose!

US Airways Jet Crashes in the Hudson

Boy's Tongue Stuck On Pole

Eddy Curry Loves The Cock??

Lucy Pinder

Rickey Henderson Voted Into Hall Of Fame

Couple weds at Taco Bell

There is a God!

Aren't We All?

I thought dating online was supposed to be easy

Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas

Porn Industry Seeks Federal Bailout

It all comes down to this Sunday

2 Votes for MVP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

OK, Maybe on a good day....

Toxic Trash Talk

Jay Cutler tells us what we alredy know.....

Just shut up and play

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